Shuffledog

Hey folks. This is me.

  1. I was born in 1971. You do the math.
  2. I coordinate Internet content for a Canadian TV/Phone/Internet provider.
  3. I’m Canadian, in case you missed that part.
  4. I’ve had journals and blogs on the web since 1997.
  5. I’m nearly divorced.
  6. I live with my girlfriend and step-daughter.
  7. She calls me Daddy Phil.
  8. I rather be just Daddy, but her biodaddy won’t go away.
  9. I think I’m funny.
  10. I know three jokes that no one else ever knows.
  11. One of them takes ten minutes to tell.
  12. I can stretch it to a half hour if need be.
  13. I’m an incorrigible flirt.
  14. My girlfriend is okay with it.
  15. It’s how we met.
  16. I’m also a very tactile person. I like to touch the people I’m with.
  17. Not grope. I save that for private.
  18. Semi-private, anyway.
  19. I’m a monogamous, white, mostly-Christian man.
  20. I’m fully accepting of whatever you are, so long as no one’s getting hurt.
  21. Unless that’s what you are into.
  22. I recommend not having visible bruises though.
  23. I have enough gay/lesbian/transsexual friends that I’ve been dubbed a ‘fruit fly’.
  24. I have a ruptured disk in my back.
  25. I spent six months on so much medication for it that I was barely coherent.
  26. I have a sweet-ass pharmacy in my bathroom cabinet now though.
  27. I hate peas.
  28. I will pick through soup/fried rice/stew/whatever to ensure that I don’t eat a single one.
  29. I’ve hated them ever since I was a newborn, when I first gagged at the taste of mushed peas.
  30. Not really into corn either.
  31. I mean, I like it hot on the cob, and ground up into tortillas and stuff. Just not any other way.
  32. Creamed corn looks like snot. Just saying.
  33. I may or may not add more things to this list. THE SUSPENSE.

Reach me at zab AT telus DOT net.