Woman who was pregant got caught in the crossfire of a gunfight and took three bullets in her stomach. They raced her to hospital and told her that she was just fine, the babies were fine, but the bullets were in a place they couldn’t operate. She would be perfectly fine to leave them alone.
So the babies are born, two healthy girls and a boy. They grow up, and when they are sixteen, one of the girls comes to her mom all scared and says, “Mom! I just went for a tinkle, and a BULLET came out!”
So Mom explains what happens and tells her not to worry, that everything is just fine. Girl goes away.
Then the other girl comes to her and says, “Mom! I just went for a tinkle, and a BULLET came out!”
Mom explains again what happens and tells her not to worry, that everything is just fine. Girl goes away.
Little while later the boy comes to Mom. Mom says, “I bet I know what this is all about. You just went for a tinkle, and a bullet came out?”
The boy bursts into tears and says, “No! I was just playing with myself and I shot the dog!”
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